I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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