just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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