Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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