How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's official drugs can't kill me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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