Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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