Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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