As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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