I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He did a backflip because drugs
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