He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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