i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I seem to have left my pride at pride
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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