it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...