You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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