the new term for farting is butt boxing.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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