No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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