So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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