i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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