I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We're too hungover to prance.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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