HIV tests are more positive than that guy
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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