i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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