belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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