i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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