hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
