i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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