i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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