I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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