I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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