marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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