I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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