My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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