I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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