The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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