ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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