Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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