Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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