Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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