I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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