And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
