I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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