Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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