please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
A bitchslap is in order.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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