I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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