Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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