Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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