I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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