how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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