the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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