mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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