All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
