Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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