I just pynch a tree in the face
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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