How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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