You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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