I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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