he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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