gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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