i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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