We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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