He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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