I wannas sexs uuuuu
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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