i already hear my dad disowning me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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