so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Enjoy the penises
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