at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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